talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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