I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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