Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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