I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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