How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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