i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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