I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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