Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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