Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize