So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Randomize
