oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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