I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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