I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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