We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
now i know why i became what i already was.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
