Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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