So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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