Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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