I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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