I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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