I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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