idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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