I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Randomize