just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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