check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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