New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize