I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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