yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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