Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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