I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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