Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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