I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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