Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
be right there i have to get my cape
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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