Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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