I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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