I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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