Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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