You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
