Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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