I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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