Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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