therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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