Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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