I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
