I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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