maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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