Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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