After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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