Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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