PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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