I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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