So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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