he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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