a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
