she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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