Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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