Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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