it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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