Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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