I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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