Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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