Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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