they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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